Breaking SOMETHING.

Dear Blog,

When I watched the first two Twilight movies a couple of years back, I had thought, "WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE THIRD MOVIE TO COME OUT! THEY FINALLY GET MARRIED!!"

Fast forward 1+ years since the last movie, Mr. L does me a big favour by volunteering to go and watch the movie with me. By this time, I was having reservations about spending $18 per person to sit in a grubby seat watching a cringe-worthy movie. (Now I know it will be cringe-worthy because the week before I had watched the first Twilight movie again and in the scenes that I used to swoon and hyperventilate in, I actually felt slightly embarassed)

We went anyway on Wednesday, and the movie was so bad it was actually funny.

I could not feel any kind of chemistry at all between the characters (although I must say Taylor Lautner did a pretty good job) and Bella has turned into this STILL AWKWARD, NEEDY, loose box.

Pluses from the movie:
1. Amazing wedding sequence, I actually teared abit as Charles, Bella's dad, walked her down the aisle.

*sobs*

Beautiful lace detailing on the back of the wedding dress and it's a beautiful style really.

*sighs* How beautiful is this?

Pretty back detailing

2. Jacob seems to be the only person capable of any form of expression that is at least half convincing.

Yea he was pretty much angry throughout the movie, you know, having his love ripped away from him and all.

3. A scene when Bella dies and Edward is trying desperately to transfer vampire venom into her so she'll be resurrected. He injects vampire venom straight into her heart and furiously pumps her heart via CPR. When that fails, he takes matters into his own hands and bites her on her neck. When that didn't work, her arm.

Then the other arm.

Then the right upper thigh.

Then the left leg.

All the while making this 'SQUISH' sound everytime he bit in.
WE LAUGHED OUR HEADS OFF much to the chagrin of the fangirls.

4. There is none.

Minuses from the movie:
1. The finish on the wedding dress was this cheap satin that reminded me of what our costumes were like back when we learned ballet and were dressed up as goldfishes.

Eew satin

2. Cringe-worthy bedroom scene. He actually crushed, what appeared to be, a HARDWOOD window frame (at least 4 inches THICK) in the throes of passion and his undying love for his mortal new bride. And she escapes with a couple of bruises (which I must point out, she DID NOT notice until her concerned new husband pointed it out).

Hardwood window frame in question

3. The way she begged for nookie was just. URGH. Not that I'm saying it's not right to do that, but just not in front of me please.

Eew.

4. Story was just tweaked abit too much from the book and I felt it really lost alot of its meaning. There were bits that were not explained well, which would've made any person watching the movie without having first read the book, veryvery VERY confused.

5. Teen pregnancy at 18 just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside doesn't it?